Cockulator

A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met.

Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days!

by Sambiase September 6, 2016

Cockolantern

An illuminated cock given its glow by a glow in the dark condom

ZOMG ITS RADIOACTIVE ITS A COCK NO ITS COCKOLANTERN!

by Mr.Turtleshaft June 9, 2011

Cockulator

a machine that is used to measure the Hight, girth, ejaculation speed & sperm quality of ones penis

you: bro what is your score on the Cockulator

me: i broke the scale my cock is to powerful for it

by Johnny sons December 11, 2021

cockumentum

(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.

(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.

(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.

(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!

by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004

Cockolate

Invented when some person wanted chocolate and a cocktail at the same time because they had no patience whatsoever. It's yet to take off as a standardised product let alone a good one.

Hey!" "What?" "Hey You!" "What?!" "Fancy some Cockolate?" "No. You disgust me." "Cockolate.

by Sophie Heineken March 26, 2011

cockblaster

occurs during anal-sex when the recieving end farts while the cock is inserted.

my new girlfriend is a fucking cockblaster!

by Roberto January 8, 2004

cockulating

Calculating/thinking with cocks instead of brains. Usually leads to deep regrets.

"Aw, man, I wish I hadn't bought that lap dance. I was just cockulating... Now I'm out of money and my girlfriend's going to be pissed."
"sucks, man"

by teehee23 November 2, 2011