cockulation

The Calculations of ones Penis

"What is your Cockulation"the girl asked the boy

by Mrs.Lumansucks January 19, 2010

cockulator

A mix between a nerd and a gigolo, more like a smart pimp to be exact, this world can also be used as a verb, to tell a female whore that u wanna bone her. (its also like a parody of calculator)

"Damn, in the cockulator man! i sell hoes and i pass my exams bitch!"

"I'll cockulator bitch!"

by The Big Balls March 11, 2008

Cockulate

When chicks try and calculate how many cocks they have undertaken

Giiiiirl the other night I tried to cockulate and I gave up after I got to freshman year of college

by Yo bald headed momma November 28, 2017

cockulence

anyone displaying extreme arrogance or ignorance
anyone acting like a complete assclown or jackass

that group of guys making idiotic comments to the girls as they walk by are full of cockulence

by mistressd December 4, 2011

Cockulator

When a Asian girl does math equations on your penis.

Brandon Ha walked in the room and showed everyone the equations on his cockulator

by Tekosha March 9, 2017

cockulation

the calculation of ones cock.

Cole B. has ABSOLUTELY NO COCKULATION, due to the fact that he is cockless.

by MyMotherCanRotInHell March 5, 2010

cockulator

A swift swash with a calculor to the cock.
The male version of the bonchulator

That bitch done dropped me to the floor with that crochulator.

by Krispy February 27, 2004