Cocktimistic

Overestimating the size of one's penis.

Dave said it would shatter my ovaries, but he was being cocktimistic!

by dave_moodiesburn July 18, 2018

Cucktimist.

A naive person always has to see 'the best in people'

Sarah's boyfriend John has cheated at his last 2 girlfriends but she trusts him because ''he truly loves her'' What a cucktimist.

by SamJ4Real October 26, 2018

cocktist

One who is an expert in drawing, sculpting, molding, painting, carving, sketching, creating, etc artificial cocks.

That cock on the wall in the bathroom must have been drawn by a real cocktist

by ROCKY D January 23, 2020

cocktivity

Activity produced with your cock Maybe masturbation maybe not.

Kenda's cocktivity made her try her hand at fucking a huge one in her own clan

by trumpetenthusiastextrodinaire October 4, 2005

Cocktimist

Someone blinded by their Cocktimism.

Becky should really be getting some therapy before she starts dating, but Tim doesn’t care cuz he’s a true Cocktimist

by Pumblerswift February 5, 2024

cacktivities

Tasks, often work or study related, that are a huge pain in the arse and produce nothing of value.

Sure, give me more cacktivities to do - it's not like I want to enjoy my job .

by Bernard TEP May 2, 2016

clocktimist

A person who is never on time and thinks they can fit too many things into their day. A time optimist.

- I can't believe Tim is late again! He's such a clocktimist

- Are you sure that you're not being clocktimistic? Three parties and a wedding in one evening sounds like a lot.

by CJ 🐬 September 29, 2017