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cold calling cocksucker

Some poor schmuck tethered to a phone peddling shitty mechandise or services to random numbers.
Craig G. Sat in a cubicle calling random people all day trying to sell them shitty stocks which he knows nothing about. What a cold calling cocksucker!
by Frankie2times September 16, 2016
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Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
by JSSRocket July 26, 2020
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fucking cocksucker

Triple-insult used when someone wants something and time is of the esscence.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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Corporate Cocksucker

A person who represents a corporation that is arrogant and condescending to others, as long as they cannot affect his or her status as a shill. Can also be defined as someone who will fuck you over for a nickel and then treat you like an asshole for asking for it back.
Person 1: Who was on the phone?
Person 2: Oh, just some corporate cocksucker who deserves a slow and painful death.
by William J J T October 30, 2010
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cucksucker

A husband who either willingly or through humiliating coercion licks and sucks the cock of his wife's lover, immediately after he's watched them fuck, and her lover has shot his sperm inside her. The submissive act may also be preceded or followed by the husband's performing oral sex on his wife and consuming her lover's semen.
Mike was so excited by witnessing his wife Bonnie mate with Gary and experience multiple orgasms from his big cock, he enthusiastically licked and sucked Gary's cock clean afterwards. Mike had given in to becoming a shameless and depraved cucksucker.

When Bonnie realized her husband was a complete pussy-whipped wimp, she began bringing lovers home to fuck in their marriage bed. When Mike passively tolerated it, Bonnie and her more aggressive lovers began forcing Mike to watch, then to clean up the spermy mess they made of each other afterwards. Of course Mike was forced to clean up with his mouth, and became his wife's sperm-filled cunt eater and her lovers' cunt-covered cucksucker.
by July41944 July 31, 2009
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cocksucker

General all-purpose all-american insult used to describe anyone except the person who actually sucks your cock.
Fuck off you worthless cocksucker!
by Alan. May 12, 2006
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Cockzucker

One who steals an idea from friends and makes billions off of it.
Mark Zuckerburg is a real cockzucker.
by MaxJohnson415 March 16, 2017
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