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cocksock

that one sock that is on your bathroom floor because you stuck your cock in it and wiggled one off but now you don't want to touch it because your crusty jizz is inside and you're just hoping that your mom will come along and wash it one of these days
"dude, i was using randy's bathroom yesterday and i accidentally slipped on his used cocksock"
by eugine johnson July 3, 2017
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CockSock

A pouch you but around your penis and ballsack if yours balls hang low. Typically this would be used for comfort of your balls.
Hey bro, my CockSock feels so right and comfy on my dick and ballsack.
by Nate Dogg's Bitch January 15, 2020
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cocksock

The usually white mesh fabric sewn inside boardshorts/ baggies to hold your cock and balls secure. Often too tight/ too loose. Sort of a sewn in under ware.
"I bought some rad boardshorts online, only problem is the cocksock is way too tight", said Bob. To which I replied, " Don't worry Brah, freezin' cold surf 'il fix that problem!"
by MAZASKY May 5, 2020
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CockSock

An object that you put around your Dario, to hide your vapes and all sorts of stuff from the counselors, in case you get search.
Friend: Why do you have a sock in your pants?
Me: It’s a CockSock So I can hide my vapes in it. In case I get searched by the school counselors. ‘Cause they ain’t gonna ask me to whip it out
by Forbes_illa September 1, 2022
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Cocksucker blues

A feeling of sadness and depression, but also anger and irritability among gay men that haven’t sucked cock for a while.
Gabi has the cocksucker blues again. It’s been a wile since he sucked some man meat.
by kam75xx December 31, 2017
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Cocksucking Attorney

1. Incorporates August 30, 2007 definition of the word Cocksucker.
2. Applies to attorneys who take one position on a legal matter.
3. However, in court, they actively exploit the legal matter to their benefit, to the detriment of others.
4. Typically used in situations related to poor ethics where the attorney puts their own personal interest ahead of their client or the courts.
1. (Class Action Settlement) "Did you hear about that settlement for the iThingy Defect? I got .38 cents for it and the attorneys at Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe told us they were doing this out of principle, and not looking for a payday, yet they received $62 million. Those Cocksucking Attorneys!"

2. (Litigation) "I can't believe the courts sanctioned me for bringing a frivolous lawsuit. Schlosky told my case was solid, made me pay him $5,000 to file this lawsuit, and now I have to pay a $10,000 fine to the court! Michael is such a Cocksucking Attorney!

3. (Public Debate) "Did you read Einhorn's argument against using waivers to disclaim fraud in court? Yet this guy is using the same tactics to get his dirty client off the hook? How can this Cocksucking Attorney sleep at night."

4. (Conflict of Interest) "I found out today that Lisa, my attorney for the malpractice suit that left me disabled, is a cousin for the doctor we're suing. How can I trust her when she's spending holidays with that monster. I now question everything she's ever told me about this case, and need to fire her ASAP. She is such a Cocksucking Attorney."

5. (Poorly managed expectations) "That Cocksucking Attorney Ralph told us to expect a windfall from being insulted by the waitress of Bojangles, we paid him over $100,000 to represent us, and all we got were coupons for free pancakes".
by JusticeThePup March 22, 2023
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