Definitions by MAZASKY

cocksock

The usually white mesh fabric sewn inside boardshorts/ baggies to hold your cock and balls secure. Often too tight/ too loose. Sort of a sewn in under ware.

"I bought some rad boardshorts online, only problem is the cocksock is way too tight", said Bob. To which I replied, " Don't worry Brah, freezin' cold surf 'il fix that problem!"

cocksock by MAZASKY May 5, 2020

OV's 

OV's.

Actual female equivalency to male sexual organs. ovaries Links to: balls testes

You see that? She kicked his ass! That woman's got some bad ass OV's!

OV's by MAZASKY February 20, 2020

An'den 

A sort of contraction of 'and then'. Commonly used by my 6 year old son. Generally in an excited description of the latest near catastrophe. Something is now broken, for which he totally disavows any direct connection... Although he saw the whole event occur.

"Son, how'd the lamp in the rec room get broken ?'"

"Daddy.... well. I was just playin' ... you know.... ridin' my bike ??? An'den that stupid lamp just falled over. I saw it! It busted ! It scared me!"

And then we sat down and had a heart to heart talk.

An'den by MAZASKY August 12, 2017