cocksmooch

1. One who partakes in the act of smooching cock.

2. Term used to define someone sort of being a cocksucker.

"Damn Bob is being a real cocksmooch today, the way he sucks up to the boss."

by Beavis H Christ April 25, 2003

cocksnot

another term for a male's semen.

my girlfriend loves to drink my cocksnot after oral sex.

by Jimmy Dallas June 1, 2006

cocksnot

A cocksnot is the residual drip of semen left hanging from then end of you penis after sexual intercourse.

Pass the kleenex dear ive got a right cocksnot.

by Codiak July 31, 2003

cocksnot

jiz, cum, the secretion from penis when an orgasm has been obtained.

i blew my cocksnot all over my mother in laws face, while my wife was shopping for my birthday present

by quwee bob November 23, 2003

Cockswitch

When a man is pounding a woman from behind, he pulls out and lets his bud come in and pound her.

Man 1: Yo i still owe you 20 bucks

Man 2: Why man 1

Man 3. Thanks for the cockswitch

by JohnnyRape December 27, 2011

cocksmooch

(n) A term describing a person who behaves like a condescending prick.

(n) A brown-nose

(n) Someone who kisses ass with management

(n) A colleague of equal ranking who assigns himself a false sense of authority and importance.

(n) project manger - an incompetent fool who oversees projects beyond his scope of understanding, laying waste to an entire department, leaving chaos and anarchy in his wake.

I am so tired of that project manager's BS. He is such a cocksmooch.

by Fletcher Jenkins April 18, 2008

cocksnot

1) Any seminal secretion from ones penis, cock, fuckstick, etc. 2) A colorful derogatory term to label any person acting rude, ignorant and the like.

1) "I filled Jenny's cumdumpster with and assload of cocksnot!"

2) "Did you see that cocksnot cut in line?"

by WeirdBird May 6, 2006