chocoholic

People who like chocolate, but don't understand the rules of word endings.

Derived (incorrectly) from "alcohol" and "alcoholic".

"Now I've met many chocoholics, but I ain't never seen no 'chocohol'" - Demetri Martin

by forteblast May 19, 2010

Cockaholism

Serious, yet rarely fatal, addiction to mass quantities of penis. A person who suffers from Cockaholism may want the wang two, three or five times in a single night. The condition also exists in weekend binge form.

A: "hey, where is C? I havn't seen her all weekend"
L: "She's on a cock binge. You know she suffers from cockaholism"

by AliasC December 23, 2010

cockaholic

a woman or man that loves the wang

paris hilton is a cockaholic.

by xboy April 6, 2010

Chocoholic

A man or woman who is attracted exclusively to black people. (white people = vanilloholic, but people don't say that)

Kelly is such a chocoholic. That bitch be droolin' over Kobe and M.J.

by Nick D May 22, 2003

Chocoholic

A person who is addicted to chocohol.

Better hide all the chocohol before my mother-in-law gets here; she is a big-league chocoholic.

by Rick Santorum November 14, 2006

black cockaholic

A girl who has experienced a black cock, and becomes obsessed with them and takes every black cock they can get, it is almost like a disease they get.

boy 1 "Why does jamie always talk to the black guys"
boy 2 "she cant help it she is a black cockaholic"

by a papz 9 May 9, 2010

recovering cockaholic

A chick who has a slutty past, who gets into an exclusive relationship with a guy, but relapses into an episode of sluttiness and indulges her unquenchable desire for getting drunk and sampling random cocks.

That chick I dated was a recovering cockaholic- what did I expect?

by brovahedi March 13, 2009