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knock your cock off

To be so surprised/astonished/amazed/intense that your cock is knocked off.
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Cock-off

An event much like a duel, where two men unable to come to terms by conventional methods such as talking or fighting, stand back to back, walk 10 paces, turn and drop their pants. The man with the largest cock wins, and the loser must hang his head in shame and leave.
Obviously talking or even fighting wouldn't have settled the argument so I challenged him to a cock-off. I won.
by Slaney October 3, 2006
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Cock Off

Coigned by Bubba the Love Sponge: When two males that cannot settle an argument or dispute in any other civilized fashion resort to measuring their genitals to determine a winner. The standard form is to lay your junk on a table about yea high while your opponent does the same from the opposite side. The match is immediately forfeit if you attempt to touch your opponent while he is in this position.
Bubba and Ronny had an dispute that they couldn't settle. Bubba challenged Ronny to a cock off. When they measured their cocks, it was determined tht Bubba's cock was longer....He was then named the winner of the cock off and the argument. ...and there was much rejoicing
by lumberjim December 31, 2007
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chili cookoff

When all the bathroom stalls are full, and you have to shit so bad you have to go between another dudes open legs.
"I had to go so bad, and Fred was in the port-a-potty. Luckily he finished quickly, otherwise we would have held a chili cookoff!"
by BDReeser January 15, 2009
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cockoffscopy

A medical procedure by which a Gentleman who wishes to transition into a Lady, has their genitalia lopped off, whilst creating a bit of a tuck in front of their bunghole, to resemble a vagina.
The reverse of this might be called a Strapadictomy, whereby a Lady alters their genitalia to resemble a penis.
"Here, have you heard about Arthur?"
"No?"
"He's now a Martha, 'he's' has a cockoffscopy!"
"Blimey that's gotta itch."
by MasterScorpio October 17, 2023
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chili cookoff

At least three men defecate on a woman's chest. She tastes and rates them, has sex with the first place winner, blows the runner-up, and the last man must eat the remaining shit from the woman's chest while she performs the tasks on the other two men.
Aw, man, I got last place in Susie's chili cookoff last weekend. The other guys really gave it their best.
by Arnoldez January 11, 2009
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Cock-off

Two men use the barometer of manhood to win a duel relating to who has the strongest masculinity.
A win can be attained without the need for a showdown (similar to poker)
Two geezers in a pub toilet. A clubber and a long haired Iron Maiden Man. A cock-off ensues.

Clubber: "Feeling insecure there m8?"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly confused look): "a-NOPE"
Small pause.
Clubber: "you should be"
Mr. Iron Maiden Man(slightly annoyed & definitely agitated): "Yeh - any time you want mate - bring it on"
Clubber finishes and leaves, Iron Maiden Man wins.
by Grovesy the first October 19, 2009
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