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Cockmonster

A man usually named tommaso is hungry for sperm
hey tommo you have a tiny cock lol omg #suckmeoff you cockmonster
by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017
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cockmonster

A character I made up that is just a very large pp with eyes and it eats people but not before ejaculating into their mouths until they burst open 卐
My dog was overtaken by the cockmonster
by Mikaiel February 12, 2022
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cockmeister

To put simply, a master of cock.
Damn he actually won the cockfight. What a cockmeister.
by Bagus Killer August 15, 2007
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cockmaster

Synonym for gay. A male who is thought to have mastered the penis.

True mastery of the cock requires regular practice.
Cockmastery can NOT be achieved by masturbating as this only results in the mastery of ONE cock (ones own), not cocks in general.
Therefore a cockmaster is a male who is thought to handle other peoples penises frequently, thereby aquiring skills that have to be considered masterful.
"Hello."
"Piss off, cockmaster."
by arsebum October 17, 2009
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Cockfosters

Cockfosters is a suburb of North London, lying partly in the London Borough of Enfield and partly in the London Borough of Barnet. The counties of Hertfordshire and Middlesex respectively (in which Cockfosters was located pre-1965) are still used in postal addresses.
The name has been recorded as far back as 1524, and is thought to be either the name of a family, or that of a house which stood on Enfield Chase. One suggestion is that it was "the residence of the cock forester (or chief forester)
The subject of many jokes of Londoners & Tourists

It is the last station on the Northern End of the Piccadilly Line
London Tourist to local friend, 'What is Cockfosters'
Friend "Possibly where they foster cocks"
by TheFlyingKidney July 7, 2011
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shitface cockmaster

A term used in the South Park movie, first by Terrance and Philip. Used as an insult, meaning your face is shit and you are the master of cock
by JV May 9, 2004
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cockmongler

A man who (given opportunity) -will- suck your cock.
by Anonymous December 6, 2004
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