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Hot Cocking

1) When a cocky and conceited male trys to assert his dominance over another man, or group of men, in an overly conceited manner.

2) The act of walking around thinking your better than everyone just because you do 1 or 2 cool things.
1) Dude, Ronnie just closed the deal he was working on and he’s been hot cocking it the whole afternoon.

2) Man, DarDae and Marron got some girls numbers on accident last night and they’ve been hot cocking all damn day!!
by SomeSithL0rd February 25, 2018
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Twee-cocking

When someone is performatively shy and quirky on purpose to get attention.
You see Brent's MySpace profile picture where he's playing the ukulele? He's totally twee-cocking.
by Blink155PodFan360 September 11, 2018
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Cocking the Brim

To tip, turn, and/or dip one's hat in a ghetto/gangsta fashion.
That nigga lookin' fresh cocking the brim of his yankee fitted.
by JooiePooie December 3, 2010
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Storm Cocking

When a man inserts his penis into another man's penis hole. It can take several hours for the couple to work the recipient's penis hole to a useable size. Often the couple will use vaginal sounds or other instruments of gynecology to get the dickhole to enlarge to sufficient size.
We lost the power last night, so we spent the whole time storm cocking each other instead, by candlelight.
by Chief921 March 11, 2010
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speed cocking

A game played by adolescents and business professionals when bored with the contents of a lecture or meeting.

The object of the game is to draw as many penises on classmates/colleagues notepad, item of clothing or person before they notice and retaliate.
Paul was dozing during the sales meeting and did not notice Fran speed cocking all over his notes.
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Cockinsons Disorder

A psychological condition relating to the misconception that the male genitalia on one's body is, in fact, larger than it visually appears. This inflated self-image of the penis can also influence social behaviour. Symptoms of severe Cockinsons can be observed in a delusional perception of one's sexual activity.
Jorge: So I heard Ryan was diagnosed with Cockinsons Disorder the other day.

Aidan: Yup, after leaving the specialist's office he went home and sat in his room playing Starcraft 2 for 12 hours. Afterwards, he was convinced that he had had sexual encounters with 12 women during that time period.

Ryan: Get bitches bro.
by Dr. Cockinson August 15, 2011
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Cocking the Shotgun

When an uncircumcised male is forced to pull back his foreskin to urinate or in order to participate in various sexual activities. This occurrence often happens frequently in adjusting "The Unit" for comfort.
Friend 1- Dude, why do you have your hand down your pants?

Friend 2- Get off my case dick, I'm just "Cocking the Shotgun"
by lawnman7 July 18, 2012
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