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cockslinger

Mary is slept with the entire football team. She is such a cockslinger!!!
by atl*girlie January 16, 2003
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Cocksling

A splint or similar device used to suspend a damaged penis.
"I was doing her in the butt, then she clenched and now I'm in this cocksling, story of my life man, story of my life.
by LOL April 5, 2003
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Cockerang

A boomerang made out of ones severed penis.

Wait until you reach climax and decapitate your penis from your body. You can blow into either end to fill the penis with air to keep it erect for enough time to use the Cockerang. Then bend it at as right angle.

You now have your Cockerang... you can throw it at unsuspecting pedestrians for pleasure. If you throw it hard enough it can climax in mid air.

The reason it’s a boomerang is because if you do hit someone, there is a very high chance they will return the favour... thus it ‘returns’ to you.
David Hansen: I chopped my dick off and used it as a boomerang

Alfred the Mankiller: Dude... that’s a Cockerang
by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018
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cockslinger

A musty-ass woman who sleeps around with lots of guys. She probably knows how your bro's dick looks. They pull out dicks all the time, firing out cum like a cowboy with a gun.
Cockslinger: pew pew!
by username0991 May 2, 2020
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Puka Shell Cockring

Made of Hawaiian Puka Shells, the Puka Shell Cockring is the standard for Cockring for Hawaiians.
I'm going to ruin this chick with my Puka Shell Cockring.
by YesISM January 4, 2011
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Cockringaside

Suicide by masturbation with a cock ring that is to tight, causing the testicles to explode on ejaculation.
That poor guy just commited cockringaside.
by Tony February 3, 2004
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Cockling

to gargle with cock.
Freddie: Karina's Breath sure smells great!
Annie: that's Cause she was cockling this morning!
by Freddie_Fresh December 10, 2007
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