cockblocking

one guy ruining another guy's chance to score some booty

That fucking punk-bitch took my seat at the bar and eventually took home the girl i was talking to. He was totally cockblocking me.

by WillyStyle November 9, 2007

Cockblocking coalition

A well coordinated group effort attempting to interfere with your chances of scoring

Her friends formed a multi-layered cockblocking coalition that was impenetrable.

by EddieWins September 10, 2019

Cocksucking

The art of taking a man's cock in your mouth and by using the friction and suction of your mouth, lips, tongue and throat giving him an unforgetable organism so that he cums in your mouth, which you swallow.

Done right cocksucking is not easy but great fun and rewarding.

by tulsa_cocksucker July 1, 2011

cocksuckingmask

Any mask that the user is forced to wear.

Because they were forced to go to a hospital, my friend Johnny had to wear a cocksuckingmask for the birth of his child, even though his wife wasn't required to.

by Helco December 17, 2022

Self-cockblocking

The act of being so stupid that you always ruin every single chance you get at getting laid

Guy1: That guy sucks at getting girls.... Guy2: If only he'd stop self-cockblocking, then just maybe he'd lose his virginity.

by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2010

cockblocking roommate

Somebody who never leaves the room whenever you could fulfill your sexlife. This kind of people disrespect your privacy needs either because they don't give a fuck about you or just simply being an asshole.

"Dude I picked up that hot chick yesterday but I couldn't bang her "
"How comes? "
"'Cause my prick cockblocking roommate were staying in the room all time again, it was the 3rd time he ruined my sexlife "

by theRiko June 23, 2016

shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead

Someone who seriously pisses you off.

Don't you think <insert name of someone you don't like> is a shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead?

by Ben Kenobi June 5, 2005