cockrade

A parade of penises.

Sami: "I'm bored.. I could really use a cockrade right about now"
Bethanie: "You're right, a cockrade sounds fantastic!"

by Katerina Kat March 16, 2015

Cockade

A combination of the words "Blockade" and "Cockblock", a Cockade is a cockblock pulled off by many men on the same guy to keep him away from one or many girls.

Olivia: Hey Trent, does this thong match my gym shorts?
Trent: Um...
Matt: Hey Trent, is THIS the girl you said you fucked?
(Robert pulls down Trent's pants.)
Justin: Hey Trent, Remember that ass cream you have to put on, did you use it today?

Trent: Fuck all you guys, and your little cockade.

by YourMom'sBoyfriend May 30, 2011

Cockadeer

A rooster 🐓 crossed with a deer 🦌

The cockadeer nearly took flight after eating that grain.

by Bvalds October 29, 2021

cockcad

a man that charms you to try and get into your knickers

fuck him hes a cockcad he was just trying to charm his way into your pants!

by bex* June 15, 2008

Cockcident

Whenever two males happen to accidentally (or perhaps intentionally) bump into the crotch of one another and become aroused with a sensation that’s pleasurable and hardening. Most cases lead to pleasureable undisclosed encounters. Rare cases can lead to a hung jury, which can carry stiff penalties.

Yo, why were you a no show again today?

Well, believe it or not I got into another cockcident online when I was on my way to pick you up. And this one was a lot bigger than the last one, therefore it practically impossible for me to come pick you up...I apologize...again...

by Th8ReaR October 15, 2018

Cockade Blockade

An event in which multiple people attempt or have successfully prevented a certain male/female from having sexual relations with the person he/she is trying to do so with.

"Yo James, ya boys are tryna get in the way of me watching ChavezzSlovakia and chill with Cynthia. What do I do?"
"Bro, don't let those lame dudes put you in a cockade blockade. Do your thing and keep flossing."

by Johnny Mercury Grand Marquis September 1, 2020

Skin cockade

A women (or non-hairy) butthole.

I would destroy her skin cockade any day of the week

by rectum_robot November 29, 2017