cockblocker

Cockblocker: 1. (noun) a female friend who accompanies another female friend to planned meetings with a male peer, to ensure that the sista does not get into trouble;
2. (Noun) a male who interferes with another male's attempt to freak the woman whom the former either wishes to protect as a friend, or is already pursuing himself;
3. (Verb) to cockblock: basically, to interfere, by way of one's mere presence, with the attempt of one person to freak another
1. Jill "Jane, I really need you to come along tonight as my cockblocker so I don't do anything I would later regret.
Jane "Sure"
2. I made my move toward that hottie Jennifer with the thought of grinding with her. That cockblocker Alex cut in and got it first.
3. Alex cockblocks all the time
by Doobie Smokes You December 2, 2004
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Cockblocked

when you are going to hookup with some chick and then someone (her friend, cousin, whatever) comes in and sees to it that it doesnt happen
tony getting cockblocked on g5 by whatever the hell her name was.
by jim June 5, 2003
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cockblocker

A person who interferes with anothers chance of geting laid.
Spoon is the biggest cockblocker of them all.
by Anonymous October 5, 2003
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cockblock

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
1. Damn, Johnny just totally cockblocked his roommate. Ass.

2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.
by Jake April 12, 2003
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cockblock

what harry potter does on the regular to ron and hermione, literally almost everyday
whooaa did you see that cockblock the other day?

yeah i can't believe harry put his arm around hermione like that, ron was totally about to make a move
by ashsal June 28, 2011
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cockblockers

people who interfere with a person's ability to get laid.
can be used for women and men.
Why are these whores being such cockblockers! I saw him first!
by twouptwodown December 21, 2008
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cockblocker

Someone who blocks you from gettin with a girl
by InFaMouS March 28, 2003
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