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cockbean

The dead skin scraped from one's penis forming a bean shaped thing of dead cock skin.
That man threw a cockbean at me so I ate it
by Ethn1gga December 16, 2019
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cockmaster

Synonym for gay. A male who is thought to have mastered the penis.

True mastery of the cock requires regular practice.
Cockmastery can NOT be achieved by masturbating as this only results in the mastery of ONE cock (ones own), not cocks in general.
Therefore a cockmaster is a male who is thought to handle other peoples penises frequently, thereby aquiring skills that have to be considered masterful.
"Hello."
"Piss off, cockmaster."
by arsebum October 17, 2009
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Cockheist

(n) The act of blocking and then proceeding to take the cock; an extreme form of cockblock.
That was a pretty extreme cockheist.
by Hesham Balakadi February 12, 2006
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Cockhestra

The art of creating an orchestral ballad with a timbre of male sex organs, slapping against their owners pelvic/stomach regions until said symphony is achieved. Bass notes created with fully erect penises whilst treble is created with flaccid ones (semis can be used at conductors leisure). Ornaments such as acciacaturas are performed with scrotum. If attempted please be wary of sexual arousal resulting in changes of penis rigidness thus changing the required pitch.
Person 1: "Hey, shall we create a cockhestra?"

Person 2: "Sure, i'm ready for the bass line!"
by libertin0 March 13, 2010
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cockfest

A huge party where only males(cocks) are involved in. An all males party.
We had one hell of a cockfest last night!
by Anthony Vu September 15, 2003
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shitface cockmaster

A term used in the South Park movie, first by Terrance and Philip. Used as an insult, meaning your face is shit and you are the master of cock
by JV May 9, 2004
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cockmeat sandwich

It's a blowjob, but not just any typical blowjob. The main difference is that the blowjob is given by two people instead of just one. The two people acts like the two slices of bread while the reciever's cock is like the meat sandwiched between the two slices of bread. Thus, the name "cockmeat sandwich" and always involve at least 3 people.
From 2008 movie
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

This term was used when Big Bob (a guard in Guantanamo Bay) asked Harold & Kumar to get hungry real fast and eat his cockmeat sandwich with extra mayo.
by lenkun August 9, 2008
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