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Allahu Cockbar

An exclamation that a man yells when he is about to go balls deep in his woman’s hoo hoo and wants her to know that his wang is the greatest. This will arouse the woman and make her moister than a 6 month old heavily used sponge.
Stoney: Yo bro, how’s it hangin?

Big Queefy: You mean like how’s it going or how my wang is hangin?

Stoney: I mean.... I guess both lol

Big Queefy: Well I’m doing well thanks for asking. My wang on the other hand is in urgent care recovery. I screamed Allahu Cockbar when I was slamming this hoe last night and she opened up like a newly born clam popping out of its shell. I smashed her way too hard and bruised my brisket. So that’s how my mangled meat is doing.

Stoney: Damn bro, lmk if you need me to tag in next time. I would’ve been ready to go.
by Stoney69 September 21, 2021
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cockbarricade

To be severely and humiliatingly cockblocked, usually by more than one person.
Just as I was getting hot and heavy with Sheila under the bleachers, the entire school football team showed up, dragged me out and gave me a swirly in the bathroom. She'll never talk to me again. They really cockbarricaded me.
by TheMadLinguist January 14, 2009
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cockbastard

Someone who is a cock and a bastard or someone who was born without a cock... A good insult... Similar to the word fucktard
"You fucking cockbastard"
by Tim James August 4, 2005
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cockfart

To expell wind from your buttocks while your girlfriend is performing oral sex on you, thus causing her to be disgusted and remove her lips from your member and never touch it again.
Self Explanatory I should say.
by oli July 8, 2004
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cockbath

One who's mouth is so frequently used for sucking penises that they can be described a "bath" for cocks, hence "cockbath."
What's up, cockbath?
by Reverend Beastly September 13, 2008
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cockbaiting

verb: using ones phallos as a means of attracting women
aww joes cockbaiting kaitie again
by steve the legend April 29, 2006
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Allahu Cockbar

When an orgasm is so goddamn incredible, the first instinct is to commit a suicide bombing.
Q: Did you see that bomb that went off?
A: I was right next to it! The guy was justified though. I heard him scream Allahu Cockbar! before he blew. So the fucker must have just hit some fine pussy.
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