cockalitus

A male with an extremely swollen penis.

That woman cannot get perform oral sex because the man has cockalitus.

by Megsima September 4, 2009

Cockalitis

Cockalitis is wheen you suck to much cock , it can be given to both male & female . This may cause throwing up , cock falling off , coughing & sore throat .

Dude did you just cough ?
Yes,?
You have cockalitis .

by EdwardoPenisHand. March 29, 2011

Cockabitachewsome

meant to describe anything involving a hammer and a french person eating a puppy while Shaving his eyebrow.

Left eyebrow to be exact

I love the use of Cockabitachewsome in this Pie

by chhance bawx May 3, 2010

Cockisthenics

Physical exercise related to the penis. Often performed when drunk, to the dismay of those nearby.

Note: This term is officially listed in the Seekers' Mantown Dictionary.

Time to shut Ken off, he's performing cockisthenics.

by theKman77 November 14, 2007

Cockwhistler

One (male or female, inexplicable species) which devours a penis (cock) in a seven dwarf's or gym teacher-esque type fashion, reminiscent to that of whistling or blowing a whistle.

Random Frat Brother #1
"Hey, Tyler, man was that football game exquisit or what, bro? I was so wasted from all that Bud Light, totally hardcore."

Random Frat Brother #2
"Sure was, Guy. You're such a cockwhistler, now come whistle on this below average to infantile sized cock."

by Dr. Genious with an O August 25, 2008

Cockistocracy

Government by the biggest dicks; a form of government in which the worst dicks are in power.

org: Greek kákisto (s), superlative of kakós bad + -cracy

In the 2016 U.S. presidential elections, red states voted overwhelmingly to abolish democracy and establish cockistocracy, by electing Donald Trump and his swamp jiz to office.

by b.rizz December 13, 2016

cockmoist

A lubricating, clear, sticky formula, which cleans the urethra before ejaculation.

You've got cockmoist on me again

by Blarney October 10, 2003