Cockalepscy

Instant blood loss to the brain that the blood is directed to the male genitalia causing cockaleptic seizures. A gender specific form of narkalepscy only affecting males with erections.

A bad case of cockalepscy is when a dude passed out during foreplay not making to the bedroom due to redirected blood from brain to cock..Cockalepscy.

by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016

sockalypse

The inevitable point where all the lost socks get to gether and revolt against their human overlords, freeing all hosery once and for all.

"Dame, another lone sock in the laundry. There'll be hell to pay, come the sockalypse!"

by summerbree June 16, 2022

Cockalyzer

A car whose primary function is to measure of the size of a man's penis

"Hey bitch, getcha ass in here, we be rollin' in my Bentley, bitch!"
"Off the cliff cockalyzer faggot!"

by Höegardener October 21, 2010

zombie acockalypse

Whenever a hoard of jerking zombies attack a bathroom.

Dude that bathroom looks like it just had a zombie acockalypse

by Hugh Dick April 16, 2015

a-bockalypse

When the evil creature, Bocko is summoned and puts an end to the world via his death bite and his fire breath that he shoots with surgical precision. He is quite similar to a three-headed dragon.
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Also see: Bock

Saying the phrase "Bocks of three, people flee" and then shedding the blood of an Irishmen will summon the Bock and the a-bockalypse will occur.

by Bert McChickenDink October 9, 2004

acockalypse

When you wake up in a room littered with cocks.

Martin was so blacked out that he woke up in chelsea, with a dudes fist in his ass in a full acockalypse.

by dontimo December 9, 2008

cockalope

when Jackelope is being really cocky

Jackelope stop being a cockalope!

by Swarly Swarlos May 16, 2009