Cockatool

Noun. An Australian tourist behaving badly. Found mainly on ski fields, but may occur in other settings.
Mostly male, but breeding pairs are common when attached to snow boards. Identified by loud squarks - mating call - across hitherto quiet mountain sides.

Plumage - varies, but usually includes scruffy unwashed hair and vulgar T-shirts.
Habitats - ubiquitous to adrenaline fuelled sporting areas. During migration, can befoul any transit lounge in under five minutes. Ski queues can similarly transform into rutting zones.
Behaviour - smoking on pristine slopes and defiling local shrine with their scat.

Just look at that Cockatool drinking a beer while pissing into snow drifts.

by Ineverdothis July 15, 2016

Monster cockadoodledoo

Sex as the sunrises

Me and shana did the old monster cockadoodledoo this morning

by Mastercaboose June 25, 2016

cockapoo

A Cockapoo or Cockerpoo is a cross-bred dog, created by crossing a Cocker Spaniel and a Poodle, in most cases the Miniature Poodle. Breeders usually try to retain the small build of the spaniel, while retaining the wavy quality of the Poodle's coat.

We just got a new dog, it's a cockapoo.

by Haysupz August 3, 2005

Cockapoopoopeepeeshire

One of two names the early settlers of Rhode Island considered naming it. According to Family Guy anyway.

So what do we call this state? Lets flip. Heads, Rhode Island. Tails... Cockapoopoopeepeeshire.

by Yams January 22, 2008

gay cockatoo

(1) A co-worker who repeatedly angles his/her head over your shoulder to see your screen. (2) A busybody or eavesdropper. (3) An uninvited person who shows signs of curiousity in your private life.

Derived from the machinations of the bird on the television show "Bareta" who sat on Robert Blake's shoulder, the term is also intended to be less obvious to the "g.c." himself when he is being referenced.

"I can't talk right now. I got gay cocktoos all around me."
"Quit reading over my shoulder, yo! You're like a gay cocktoo!"
"Hang on. I got a gay cockatoo."

by Spider Goodlegs September 12, 2005

cockadoodie

1. A nonsense adverb that is added to the word "brat" by the psychotic fan who keeps the writer hostage in Stephen King's novel "Misery."
2. A word meaning "sexual."

1. "You cockadoodie brat! Don't you ever try to escape again or I'll..."

2. "Do you see what he's doing to that telephone pole? Talk about cockadoodie..."

by princessjessa February 19, 2005

Cockatooey

Suspicious people in the hood, making a scene.

“Oi look at them cockatooeys at the pub.”

by Crackheadcarol May 18, 2019