cock punch

To attack another person with your penis, generally in a humourous manner.

I cock punched her in the face.

by hobnob August 11, 2003

cock punch

something Bono should get familiar with

when the lead singer from U2 was cock punched, his career was FINALLY at an end.

by BVSH February 04, 2005

cock punch

This is obviously when you stuff a rooster in a blender, turn the blender on high, and wait for your delicious beverage.

Dude, you want to pour me some Cock Punch?

by Taco Sanchez August 05, 2006

cock punch

When a guy pulls his dick out, and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye.

Kenny: xkiera, if a guy pulls his dick out and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye, is that technically abuse?
Xkiera: It's called a cock punch.
LeBunny: As a woman, i would feel abused. Then ask you to do it again.

by artist6000 December 04, 2016

cock punch

it's a bonk on the willy-wonk

Butthead gave Beavis a good bonk on the willy-wonk.

Beavis:"damn it Butthead did you have to cock punch me like that"?

Butthead: "uhhh...YEAH"...

by M.Judge September 23, 2004

cock-punch

A super-fast erection while in the vicinity of an enemy such that the head of the now erect penis inflicts damage to the enemy by sheer impact; like a normal arm-punch.

He knocked his opponent out with a thunderous cock-punch

by cockermaster July 25, 2012

reverse cock punch

Hitting someone in the mouth so hard that their balls hurt.

Timmy: I just got the reverse cock punch.
Timmy2: What's that?
Timmy: I got punched in the mouth so hard my balls hurt.
Timmy2: Oh so that's what that feeling is called.

by Edgar Von Winkersteinovich November 22, 2006