Cock Punch

When you are about to receive head (blowjob), and shes unzips your jeans,if your jeans have been tight and you have a stiffy. The pressure is released all at once causing your hard cock to fly out and smack the ho in the face at a tremendous force.

"Dude i was totally gunna get a blowjob but then i cockpunched her. "
" I'm afraid we cannot fix your face due to the damage caused by your clients cock" - Doctor to a ho

"Cock Punch totally rips off my Falcon punch." Captain Falcon on Cock Punch

by A crazy lol bitch July 26, 2009

cock punch

To attack another person with your penis, generally in a humourous manner.

I cock punched her in the face.

by hobnob August 11, 2003

cock punch

something Bono should get familiar with

when the lead singer from U2 was cock punched, his career was FINALLY at an end.

by BVSH February 3, 2005

cock punch

This is obviously when you stuff a rooster in a blender, turn the blender on high, and wait for your delicious beverage.

Dude, you want to pour me some Cock Punch?

by Taco Sanchez August 4, 2006

cock punch

When a guy pulls his dick out, and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye.

Kenny: xkiera, if a guy pulls his dick out and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye, is that technically abuse?
Xkiera: It's called a cock punch.
LeBunny: As a woman, i would feel abused. Then ask you to do it again.

by artist6000 December 3, 2016

cock punch

it's a bonk on the willy-wonk

Butthead gave Beavis a good bonk on the willy-wonk.

Beavis:"damn it Butthead did you have to cock punch me like that"?

Butthead: "uhhh...YEAH"...

by M.Judge September 23, 2004

Cock Punch

Whipping your penis out during sex and jabbing your partner in the face hard enough to make it feel like a punch.

She told me she likes kinky stuff last night so I whipped my dick out and cock punched her in the face.

by Nipplesandtoes May 30, 2017