cock shock

when a female breaks up with you but is unable to have sex with anyone else after you

that bitch has cock shock, she hasn't fucked since we broke up.

by cockshoker June 21, 2004

cock shock

when a person goes through emotions that relate to post traumatic stress after being "cock-slapped" by one or more penises.

"Why is Martha so shaky?"
"Oh, because Martha has cock shock."

by hippie du magique October 4, 2008

Cock Shock

When something flicks or nicks the very tip of the penis and a cock-numbing pain results, much like being electrically shocked.

When Kyle flicked Colby's tiny penis, he only nicked the tip, giving Colby a bad case of Cock Shock

by poopoo shirt May 19, 2008

cock shock

The feeling a girls pussy gets right after a good hard fuck from an unusually large cock.

I sent that bitch into a severe case of cock shock after we fucked hardcore last night.

by 88folife February 22, 2008

Cock Shock

When a man is distracted by something, (usually a phone,) and then goes into the bathroom, takes off his pants, and sits down on a freezing cold toilet seat. zapping his balls and causing him to flip the fuck out and probably shit himself or drop his phone.

Steve: Dude what the fuck happened to your phone?

Jack: I was about to take a shit and i got Cock shocked and dropped it.

Steve: aww that fucking sucks!

by Mrbridge December 18, 2013

cock shock

when a male is about to lose his virginity or engage in a certain sexual activity that he has never done before, his massive throbbing boner suddenly disappears and goes soft

Yo dude i was about to rail my girlfriend in my basement, but outta nowhere i got the worst cock shock of my life and went into depression! i was pissed.

by 7incherYEAHBUDDY May 9, 2011

Cock n' Shock

when a loved one and/or family member dies. You generate enough electrical power by raw-dogging them, creating friction, creating an electrical charge, and then using your hands like defibrillators to revive them. (A.K.A The Bethesda Revival).

Grandma passed last night, so I gave her the good ol' Cock n' Shock, and she was in no time.

by BornBaltimoreon January 27, 2022