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cock rock

Aw man, last night I passed a wicked cock rock.
by Krayven June 26, 2009
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Cock Rock

When you play air guitar with your penis in the shower.
Man, Shelly told me you slipped and sprained your ankle during your cock rock GNR solo. Bummer dude.
by harrypotterlover696969 March 8, 2010
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Discussion on seeing some cock rock:

"Hey man, are you going to that Hinder concert?"

"Of course. I'm going to rock out with my cock out."
by Mark in San Diego July 9, 2009
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cock rock

Diamond jewelry for the penis. Also called dingaling bling.
Penis Jewelry Aficionado: With my new cock rock I'll have the classiest penis at the Christmas Party. Happy Birthday, Jesus!
by jgthomas December 12, 2008
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by rocker cocker October 12, 2022
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Cock rock

The little yellow or white rock found by the tip of the Penis cap, only found in a subset of the population usually circumcised peoples. Scientific name Smegma.
A painful thing to remove, is often from a collection of substances that are in contact with the groin accumulating in a single spot becoming solid and rough. Unlike periods most of the time it needs to be pulled out manually.
Girls "You will never understand what its like to have a period!"
Guy "Have you ever had a cock rock before?"
by Дecca September 9, 2023
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Cock Rock Buttcheek

To slide ones penis between the butt cheeks.
Dude I totally cock rock buttcheeked that bitch last night.
by Iamgaypeople December 30, 2021
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