Cock Mongerer

Something you call someone when you cant think of anything smart to say and want to sound slick.

Guy: Hey man your a dick.
You: Shut up you stupid cock mongerer, why dont you stop mongering with cocks.

by L0nGw@nGe|2 March 27, 2003

cock monger

1. One who solicits the cock.

2. One who appears to solicit the cock.

Kevin is such a cock monger for making that definition.

by Vinchenz July 15, 2008

cock monger

One who mongs the cock

Refer to Monger.

That girl over there is a huge cock monger.

by Ltray April 13, 2008

cock-monger

A merchant of cock either his own or others like a he-bitch-man-pimp(Duece Bigalow) or Gigolo. Usually done from a stall in the same way as fish-mongers(on ice). Customers can thoroughly inspect the merchandise before use.

My "friend" set up his cock-mongering stall at the beach.

by Shaylen September 21, 2006

Cock-Monger

A variation on the word "warmonger" that means anything that Duke Nukem says, involving his inch cock in your mouth. LoL.

"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck!" - Duke

Dude you're such a Cock-Monger!

by Duke Nukem's Pet Rhino July 26, 2012

raging cock monger

A person who gargles more cock than they do mouth wash

Lala,your such a raging cock monger

by I am Rex August 10, 2009

knob gobblin' cock monger

whore; slut; skank.

Dave's wife is a knob gobblin' cock monger.

by cjsnickers April 23, 2009