cobag

A person so useless as to no longer be called a douche bag, AKA Colostomy Bag

Larry is such a waste of life, the dude is a total cobag.

by Pacifichigh December 13, 2008

cobag

Short for colostomy bag, a bag in which one shits directly into when their colon has been compromised. Worse than a douchebag, and gender neutral.

Don't be such a cobag.

You are a complete cobag.

What a cobaggy thing to say, cobag.

EAT IT, COBAG!!!!11!!1!!!!!

by Pinko Punko July 24, 2008

cobweage

payment made out in corn cobs only.

I just started working over at Billy's and all he paying me is a cobweage.

by Cob goblin September 24, 2021

yo momma go to cowwage

The key root is "yo momma".

A commonly used term is "Yo Momma Goes to College!"

Except when you ghettofy it, it becomes "Yo Momma Go to Cowwage" showing emphasis on cowwage and how incorrect it sounds.

Pronounced: Yo Momma (Maw-muh) Go To Cowwage (Caw-Wedge)

Sam: Yeah I just got accepted to Pepperdine in Malibu, I'm psyched!!

Bill: You go to college?? Hah!

Sam: Uhh, yeah I go to college....

Michael: YO MOMMA GO TO COWWAGE!!

Bill: LOL!

Sam: Uh.....ok.....?

by HELLO BEAUTIFUL SEXY LESBIANS January 12, 2008

Cowbag

A cowboy that is also a douchebag.

I went out with Luke last night. His butt looks great in his wranglers, but boy is he a cowbag!!

by mougley December 3, 2010

Cowbag

A moody person, typically an old woman. 'old cow' 'old bag'. A person who is a bag of attitude and grouchy

Barbra is a moody cowbag

by CopperKal December 15, 2022

Cowbagger

a mexican immigrant who gang bangs. They dress like mexican cowboys, but wear cholo attire

In South Gate and Huntington Park you'll find a lot of cowbaggers.

by oldriverschool August 9, 2007