cobblefucked

Something thrown together horribly, falling apart or destroyed.
A mess or disaster.

An extension of cobble and cobbled.

Look at that car, that shit is cobblefucked beyond belief.

by dunkd February 4, 2010

wobbledick

A certainly painful condition caused by the violent bending or twisting of a mans penis. This usually occurs when the penis inadvertantly slips out of a womens vagina while she is on top thrusting downwards during intercourse.

I'm sorry babe but I can't have sex for a couple of days because you gave me wobbledick last night.

by Steven A. Hammock January 7, 2005

Bobbledick

A little plastic kid with a long penis

I want a bobbledick

by ASSOO June 16, 2022

cobbledink

An asshole who thinks they gets to decide what their nickname will be. Not a term of endearment, used for people who you have to stay friends with but don't want to.

Girl 1: Hey isn't that Eric over there? Go say hi!
Girl 2: Nah he's such a cobbledink, if I wasn't friends with Annie he'd be out.

by Amaranthae May 28, 2019

cockledick

A penis with a head in the shape of an open clam

Damn your cockledick is ugz

by fullofshitdfvkdfv October 15, 2010

cobblejacker

someone that masterbates a lot

Camdin was the school cobblejacker because he went home and beat one out every day

by newell1738 July 19, 2017