Cobaining

The act of Masturbating and blowing your load on your own face before passing out in a pool of your own tears.

Person 1: hey did you hear what happened with Earl after his breakup?
Person 2: yeah man, heard Carl walked in on him cobaining himself Tuesday night...

by Abbsty November 20, 2016

cobainity

It is the art of being obssessed with Grunge. Particularly Nirvana.

Wow she has so much cobainity, she even carries a picture of Nirvana in her wallet.

by Glitter Sores January 7, 2004

cocaining

when you ejaculate into a sex partner's nose

girl: baby i want you to cum so hard in my nose

boy: you bet girl, get ready for some cocaining!

by Adarah October 21, 2008

Cobainiac's

Fans of Kurt Cobain who ended up committing suicide following Kurt's demise. Also a King Gordy song.

"Dude, Found out my cousin was one of those Cobainiac's! That's why he committed suicide!"

by GordyDood March 27, 2009

Anal Cobaining

The act of committing suicide but inserting a 12 gauge shotgun in your rectum, then pulling the trigger with your toe.

That pta parent needs to shut the fuck up and just end it with an anal cobaining.

by ballzbutt June 7, 2016

cocainine

A drug-sniffing dog used by police officers.

They raided our house and even brought in the cocainines! I'm glad I hid our stash into a jar of peanut butter.

by the only Chi on this website September 30, 2014

Kurt Cobaining

The act of cumming on your face or in your mouth after masturbating.

"I was kurt cobaining last night so I could taste myself."

by SmertJane June 28, 2016