coattail rider

(n.) Usually male, a person who tries to leverage previous face time to sleep with or "date" someone that's been involved with a friend.

Bob only met Sarah because I was dating her, and as soon as we broke up, he asked her out. What a coattail rider.

by Inox October 17, 2006

coontails

coontails are what scene girls have in there hair. stripey blocks of colour usualy neon or bright!

dude i luff ur coontails rawwr

by Jodeejelly-tot October 17, 2008

cattails

long skinny breasts, usually unbraed ,hanging breasts

please put a bra on those cattails!

by darose February 4, 2010

Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!

Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

Virtual cocktails

having drinks with friends, via the phone.

Since we can't meet for drinks because we live in different states, we regularly have virtual cocktails.

by LDog and Court G February 23, 2009

coat-tails

A new offensive term for a parasitic person who "ride someone's coat tails", and claims your social success as their own

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton played coat-tails to one another; Obama continued Bill Clinton's liberal policies and Hilary Clinton wanted to succeed Barack Obama in 2016.

by Sexydimma June 26, 2017

cattail ninjas

1. Some rad girlie band from Portland, Maine.
2. Ninjas that fight with cattails.

1. "Those Cattail Ninja girls are pretty rad, and so's their music."
2. "Capisic Pond is FULL of those cattail ninjas, so you better watch out, FOOL!"

by the guhllies. October 23, 2005