coanier

a slur used for that1mcytartist and their stans

I hate coaniers

by ihatednf April 28, 2021

coanostrokus

A momentary lapse in judgement or thought due to temporary down-syndrome; momentary coanocytis; see coanocytis for more details

*Coan returns pickle ball to stranger and stranger thanks him*

Coan: "You're good. Thank you."

Grant: "Doge, did you just have a coanostrokus?!"

by tankusdaddius999 April 27, 2023

Coaning

The act of simultaneously reaching climax and moaning quietly during intercourse

Kevin: "Hey babe, I had a great time tonight good thing we didn't get caught by your mom."

Tim: "Yeah I can't believe how many times we were coaning in bed together, if we got any louder my mom would find out

I'm gay."

by Scrum Lord Tim December 20, 2019

Coana

A word used to describe someone with a connection to music.

See that girl over there, the musician? She’s coana.

by RosiEJ October 2, 2019

Coanda effect

The reason a fart follows where you walk.

Victim: What is that smell, it's like a sewer line busted?
You: Ohh, that's the Coanda effect.

by Reality bites back November 13, 2019

Coanocytis

a condition in which the affected individual awakes with temporary down syndrome: usually persists for 24-48 hours

"Whaaat happppennnnnduhhhhhh"
"Holy shit he has coanocytis"

by cartmanlover15 April 27, 2023