coosh

a girl that isn't really cute but is so sexual that you wanna tap it anyway.

A girl is coosh if she shows up at your door wearing only short shorts and a bra... my boy rob thinks that any girl with a lower back tattoo is coosh.

by Bill May 7, 2005

cowsh

Mendip caving slang for cow shit.

As we entered sump five we found that it was thigh deep in cowsh.

by Brucester September 16, 2006

Cooshitest

Kenism - Being forced to shut your computer down due to an unexplained error and only just getting chance to type a brief message to a friend or co-worker before the power turns off

I was working on my computer when suddenly it crashed due to an unexplained error, I managed to send my friend a quick Cooshitest before I turned the power off

by James Bishop September 27, 2007

cowish

Being a cow, that will eat grass, then sleep, then sleep in class, then eat again. EG. ETHANBB

That Ethan guy, he's so cowish, its irresistible

by ErnestChan May 6, 2017

cowshed2

something that is not real, it is a fake thing

cowshed2 is not real.
cowshed2 is a rumor.

by SoulSoil February 7, 2022

Cooshtie

Another way of saying that something is cool, awesome, or sweet.

This is cooshtie, things can't get much better than this.

Me: I had your mum last night Brian.
Brian: Aw, cooshtie.

by Gav Ward April 1, 2008

dousche coosh

A dousche coosh is slightly similar to a cunt. Deragatory towards the female species. Its a biznatch that has a bulgy, cushiony pussy (that you may use as a pillow) but you might pass out because it smells like it needs to be dousched.

"I'm not goin anywhere near that dousche coosh"
"Whats that smell? Do you have a dousche coosh"
"Dude... did you just wake up from a dousche coosh?"
"Your dousche coosh looks like a kangaroo pouch"
"Your dousche coosh is so huge it looks like you gave birth to a horse"

by Poonjab April 8, 2006