cnut

A corruption of a slang term for a lady's part, often applied to a foolish person or sometimes as epithet.

1. Mortuus47 is a cnut!!!!!!111
2. Cnut!

by Kenneth Wyllyams August 29, 2002

cnut

A cnut is a young guy's cute, hairless, tight, pink, puckered lower in-hole.

The cadets in my pod all want to take care of their morning wood by using my cnut!

by USAF Cadet September 18, 2021

cnut

A cnut is a young male's asshole.

Matt likes to fuck my cnut!

by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021

cnut

chinese network union tops, the cool persons alternative to fcuk.

Wow Joey-John, nice chinese network union top u got there

by chris maslen February 28, 2005

cnut

A person who rejects science and logic, and shares irrational beliefs; after the apocryphal tale of King Cnut (Canute), vainly seeking to command the ocean tide to turn back.
A science-denier.

Only a cnut believes man never went to the Moon

by Boiledvark June 08, 2019

cnut

a womans pussy

"i wana fcuk her in her cnut"
"not a beer a cnut"

by geordie May 11, 2003

Slysdexic cnut

another variation on "dyslexic" that makes an example of mixed up words and syllables. but more offensive.

"If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times...
you dont spell Gritish Bass like that. You slysdexic cnut"

by H2ous May 27, 2009