Clusterfuckers: the uniquely American response to the COVID-19 Pandemic; whereby large groups of flag-waving, Constitution-citing, conservative rednecks assert their “right” to gather en masse with no regard for social distancing or face coverings when in actuality said clusterfuckers have never read the Constitution nor understand what’s actually written in the document.
Tom: Did you see all those clusterfuckers at the Trump rally?
Dave: Yeah! It’s the latest trending COVID-19 hotspot now. Stupid clusterfuckers!
Dave: Yeah! It’s the latest trending COVID-19 hotspot now. Stupid clusterfuckers!
by Seamus Teague August 9, 2020
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Richard Nixon would have endured the rath of the clusterfuckectomy.
Richard Nixon would have endured the rath of the clusterfuckectomy.
by The Tongliao Trio November 2, 2010
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Occurs when a group of twits in power sit down to resolve something incredibly simple and start asking questions such as, "wouldn't it be great if...!" or "what about if we just added...?". The end result is that the simple goal becomes unbearably cumbersome, inefficient, redundant, or just plain stupid as the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers who came up with the plan in the first place.
Jane: did you hear about the board's decision about installing a coffee machine in the break room?
Martha: Yeah. That clusterfuckarchy couldn't decide on anything. Decaf or not? Organic or regular milk? Lattes or cappuccinos? And all we wanted was a cup of Joe. It's a wonder this company runs at all with dumbfucks like them at the wheel.
Jane: Word.
Martha: Yeah. That clusterfuckarchy couldn't decide on anything. Decaf or not? Organic or regular milk? Lattes or cappuccinos? And all we wanted was a cup of Joe. It's a wonder this company runs at all with dumbfucks like them at the wheel.
Jane: Word.
by The Nordic Avenger February 26, 2011
Get the clusterfuckarchy mug.1) The act of a chaotic, uncontrollable, frazy time - usually related to wreaking havoc in the name of fun.
2) Scenario's - generally work related - that show zero sign of positivity and follow the trend of bad to worse.
2) Scenario's - generally work related - that show zero sign of positivity and follow the trend of bad to worse.
1) Are you down for some cluster fuckery this weekend?
2) This project is so full of cluster fuckery we'll never get done in time.
2) This project is so full of cluster fuckery we'll never get done in time.
by !BlackDeath! December 7, 2007
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noun
A disaster stuffed inside a travesty wrapped in incompetence.
As seen on The Daily Show, 11/12/13.
noun
A disaster stuffed inside a travesty wrapped in incompetence.
As seen on The Daily Show, 11/12/13.
by Tsarstepan November 13, 2013
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