clum bum

An abbreviated set of words to describe a clumsy bum.

Guy 1: Tiffany always stubs her toe on things when she walks around the house.
Guy 2: I know right, she's such a clum bum.

by redrobinyum562 August 13, 2017

Clamflap

(Verb) The female version of teabag.

Oh man, that girl owned you so hard that she's clamflapping you!

by PricklyPorcupine July 10, 2010

frosh clumps

(1.) Groups of first year college students that stay together.

(2.) A sexually transmitted disease that one develops by fornicating with freshmen.

(1.) Fuck, there are no tables left because frosh clumps invaded the dining hall.

(2.) Eww, you should get those frosh clumps checked out before they spreak to your junk.

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

clumkt

An individual that unwittingly has sexual relations with a sibling.

Can't believe Dan pulled a clumkt last week at the party. Who knew he had a half-brother from Ecuador.

by Flatulent Mascot August 16, 2021

Clumsy Stranger

The act of sitting on your left hand (if you are right handed) or right hand (if you are left handed) until it becomes numb. Then you bust one out with that hand.

"I was so bored last night I gave myself a clumsy stranger."

by BagofDicks April 18, 2013

cluffed

Getting sucked into the vortex of a dirty whore that's been passed around like the village bicycle. Typically by a dirty wook.

Did you hear Billy got cluffed at the beach this weekend

by dundundumb July 8, 2014

clamf

An acronym for "Coworkers Looking At Me Funny"

Originates from the ClubWRX forum. Someone posts something funny; people would respond with "LOL Clamf!", or similar, to indicate that their laughter has attracted the attention of other people in their office.

OMG ROFL Clamf!
I clamfed at that comment!

by Teh Grandfather December 24, 2008