clowndong

Noun.

1. A clown's penis.
2. A term for a funny looking, or irregularly shaped penis.
3. A person behaving in a ridiculous or dick-headed manner.
4. A tasty cake treat marketed by clowns.

"Did you notice Bobo's clowndong was looking a little obvious at little Bobby's birthday party?"
"Did you see Bob drunk and naked at the office luncheon? Man, he's got quite the clowndong!"
"Damn it Bill! Give me back my money - don't be such a clowndong!"
"Mmm - chocolate clowndongs!"

by Mepha June 29, 2005

clowntourage

Used in jest to describe a group of friends following an individual; especially appropriate if the group is actually funny but could also be used to describe them as an overall lame group in the sense they are a 'bunch of clowns'. Best used as the group enters a room, bar, club, sporting event etc.

Oh look, here comes Mark Wahlberg with his clowntourage.

by eastsideboy June 24, 2015

Clowncore

Music often having fast paced beats. Usually contains

a combination of D'n'B, trance, hip hop, acid and circus music.

Consists of the common techno kits as well as synth and many more.

Mix circus music with Pendulum and you've got

clowncore.

by Sockmaster fresh May 6, 2009

Clownocracy

Clownocracy is a benevolently absolutist philosophy, mixed with a technocracy, but the culture is clown-based and the absolutist is also nationalist and anti-reason.

"Praise the clown lord to join Clownocracy."

by jason.exehasstoppedworking June 1, 2019

clownfoolery

Noun. A display of playful or foolish behavior which deliberately causes immediate or delayed self-embarrassment and the “embarrassment-by-association” of those around the individual.

Clownfoolery is often, but not exclusively, linked to the influence of drugs and alcohol on ones ability to asses the appropriateness of their behavior as dictated by the social setting. Alternatively, if the setting encourages otherwise inappropriate behavior, clownfoolery may be a means for an individual to display his level of inebriation or propensity towards humourous self-deprecation.

Dave: Do you remember coming home from the bars last night, deciding to shotgun a beer, insisting on removing your pants prior to said shotgunning, tripping over said pants while attempting to remove them over your shoes, stabbing the beer can with a steak knife resulting in temporary blindness when the pressurized beer/foam spray hit you in the eye with comedic precision, proceeding to shotgun the beer with your eyes closed, spilling an obscene amount on yourself and the floor, and then pulling off your beer soaked shirt and using it to mop up, leaving you in only your boxers?

Luke: Hahahaha....<heavy sigh>... clownfoolery indeed.

by Dluxx March 19, 2009

clownocrat

Dysfunctional member of government, council, committee, board, or willing member of dysfunctional governing body characterized by: red nosed misinformed opining, thick glassed myopic views, teary cheeked affective speech, big footed unwarrantedly loud bombastics, baggily clothed thoughtlessness, emphatic protest of some behavior probably in his/her closet, pie faced apologies, egomaniacal leadership, big hair, or other severe and persistent character flaw that has propelled that person into politics.

Clownocrat Tedesco of Wake County School Board 2011, Tea Party clownocrats Christine O'Donnell & Sarah Palin

by anotherkirkules January 20, 2011

Clowndog

A funny person who is appreciated by everyone for their antics. Often someone who is off the wall.

Look at that clowndog eating superglue!

Son of a clowndog!

That clowndog shouldn't be peeing there.

by Russianhollander March 30, 2010