CLOAKBOMB

When you pinch your foreskin shut and proceed to fill it with urine untill the moment it bursts; hopefully in a females face.

Trump gave hillary a cloakbomb in the face!

by Nasty Nate Dogg 411 September 21, 2017

clownbaby

Neither a clown that is a baby, nor a baby that is a clown. Simply, clownbaby.

"Man! That clownbaby was HILARIOUS!"

"I've got all of my money on that sleeper, clownbaby."

by Carrie/Brian November 1, 2007

Clownjob

When a clown or someone impersonating a clown performs sexual acts with or on the common gear of a clown such as bike horns, whipcream pies, big, red shoes, a red nose, ect. It is common for the clown(s) to wear excessive face makeup to be smeared/ruined during such acts

Rodeo clowns are known to have clownjob orgies after a successful performance
or
His roommate caught him in the middle of a clownjob, balls deep in pie and shame behind his painted face

by thewisecrow March 13, 2018

Clownboy

a cowboy but clown style cause hicks are fucking stupid

joey and stevie: nigger
a bitch that could beat their asses: look at those fucking clownboys, dumbass hoes with their fuck ass trailer houses clownboy boots

by assling101 March 27, 2019

clownboy

An immature fellow who yearns for attention via ridiculous public displays: armpit farts, mime routines, playing a bassoon in the middle of the rush hour crowd. He is usually pale in complexion and under 100 lbs.

The clownboy's antics were ill-timed and he was summarily throttled by half the annoyed citizens of downtown Cincinnati. No charges were filed as the police lent assistance in the beating.

by Jon May 13, 2005

clownsomnia

Losing sleep over something/Someone stupid.

-Bro. I didn't sleep last night because I kept thinking of Josh
-That's because you have clownsomnia

by Wordaholic baby February 6, 2020

Clownbombing

Derived from photobombing, clownbombing means to respond to any social-media discussion by posting an unsettling photograph of a clown, with no text or caption whatsoever. When someone responds to your clownbomb, the only response should be a different clownbomb. This repeats.

She spent sixteen days clownbombing every Tweet posted by Bill O'Reilly.

by King in Yellow February 23, 2014