Cordered

The act of performing substandard contractor work while simultaneously screwing the client out of large sums of money.

Man, Bob's roof still isn't finished.

You didn't hear? His contractor cordered him

That's low, what kind of scumbag corders a man like that

by Rusty Shacklefordd September 9, 2010

Crowdered

When you've been forced to sign a non-disclosure agreement by a half asian lawyer as to never speak to the fact that someone you worked with was in fact a flaming homosexual who dresses as a woman and likes to wrestle men on film.

Yea I heard Not gay Jared was crowdered last week. Ironic his boss labeled him "not gay" since he's clearly isn't gay, has a wife and children while his boss wears dresses, has no kids and wrestles with men on film.

by itshallbelifetenbears September 13, 2019

Clowneyed

When a large South Carolina Defensive lineman with a number 7 on his chest hits you so hard you form an impression in the earth underneath you. Typically the hit goes viral on YouTube. See ESPN 2013 ESPY Best Play award winner.

Tajh Boyd got Clowneyed several times in the last South Carolina, Clemson game where the Gamecocks continued their winning streak. Rajion Neal of Tennessee and Michigan's Vincent Smith, got Clowneyed during the South Carolina Games.

by humbled Clemson fan October 20, 2013

Clostered bum hole

An oyster that is stuck in your bumhole

You have a clostered bum hole

by Schubby monster December 22, 2019

clobbered

To be completely out of your mind intoxicated.

Last night I drank A LOT of alcohol, I was clobbered.

I really wanna get clobbered at the party this weekend.

by Lyss Pliss June 5, 2006

Crowdered

To be horrible at baseball and finally do something half way decent, and have it taken away.

"Dude, you almost got hit, but that diving catch killed it. You got crowdered!"

"Damn kid, you always get crowdered!"

by Alphonse Reece October 18, 2008

Clovered

When you fuck an Irish girl or guy or both on St. Patty's Day.

Bro #1: Hey bro, what did you do for St. Patty's Day?
Bro #2: Bro you missed out! I got clovered by an Irish couple!

Bro #1: Like, at once?

Bro #2: Yeah! YOLO!
Bro #1: Right...

by The Dictionary Professional June 11, 2021