clauser

meaning one hot man....or a boy with a huge wang that girls hang on constantly

That Clauser guy is sooo cute!

by Jut December 5, 2004

Couser

A person that knows it all, But also blows it all.

Carrie was being a real couser at work today telling us how to do our job

by The comeback Kidd January 1, 2021

clouster

a fool, an eejit, a gobshite, or a clusterfuck

That Anto lad is some clouster

by Anky33 February 16, 2013

coffee is for closers only

you don’t rest until you close the deal

"Hey, where are you going? Coffee is for closers only. You should finish your shift"

by Seedosan May 19, 2014

Throat Closer

A throat closer is a peanut butter sandwich. It is aptly named because the excess amount of peanut butter (and sometimes Nutella) will cause your throat to feel like it's closing and make it difficult to breathe.

"Hey man, wanna have a couple throat closers?"
"No thanks, I don't feel like dying today."

by jerseybish January 19, 2021

closer

in dating, one who is consistently able to seal the deal with the opposite sex, be it in the bedroom or in some other emotionally satisfying manner

- "He's been calling me for like 3 weeks now but nothing's happened."
- "Yeah, he's not a closer."

by woundedgazelle August 2, 2005

Closer

Halo 9 and the fifth track on the Nine Inch Nails album 'The Downward Spiral'. One of their most well-known songs with an easily recognisable beat, influenced by that of Iggy Pop's 'Nightclubbing'. Sexiest song ever.

"I wanna fuck you like an animal;
I wanna feel you from the inside;
I wanna fuck you like an animal;
My whole existence is flawed.

You get me closer to God."

by reznor = god August 1, 2007