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Clit Clueless

Men (and women) who are clueless to the powers of the clit-thus mostly ignoring it altogether.
Jane: was he good in bed? Did you cum?

Jill: cum? I wish! He's clit clueless. He somehow really thinks I'm cumming JUST BECAUSE he's fucking me. Damn it! Clit clueless! And I'm too old to be teaching men about clits. That's why I have a vibrator.
by jaggerbush January 28, 2007
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Clueless angel

A person too edgy for this earth.
They most likely post edgy, over edited posts on Instagram and are a #vapingqueen
Wow, she is such a clueless angel
by Cluelessangelfan May 28, 2019
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Cordless Screwdriver

Susie should stick to beer. She drank so many Cordless Screwdrivers that she is hitting on the Tusker over by the pool table.
by Gearls December 20, 2008
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cordless tool

A tool that will go anywhere to be with a girl. In other words, a tool that would do anything or go anywhere, just to be with a decent looking girl. See also tool.
Jeff: Hey man, what are you doing this weekend?
Kyle: Im going to Alyssa's volleyball game.
Jeff: But that shits over 2 hours away.
Kyle: I know that but she said it would be cool if i went.
Jeff: Nah man, your a fucking cordless tool, your not even getting any from her.
by Broha January 6, 2009
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cloutness

(noun) The quality of being influential; influence.

Origin: clout + ness
A marketing agency measures the cloutness of content creators to see how much influence they have on social media.
by Joswin April 6, 2017
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Captain Clueless

Totally unaware of his/her surroundings and their impact on others. Little more than a bobble head for a brain. Constantly working on things of that nature , ba ba ba, this and that.
When Captain Clueless is asked what time it is, they explain it is sometime but will not commit to what time because that would make them accountable for the time, so they defer the actual time to someone else, all the way agreeing yes, it is sometime and things of that nature.
by Sugar Smacks January 29, 2009
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clueless

a) not understanding, no clue
b) greatest chick flick ever made starring alicia silverstone
Like, D'oh, Im totally clueless when it comes to physics
watever! I just rented clueless
by Pheebs October 22, 2003
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