clardon

A hard on of the clitoris.

Also a great name for some evil space guy.

Riding the 32 bus gives Jessica a clardon.

"Clardon will destroy you all!", said Clardon.

by Box Johnson June 23, 2010

Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

A meme originating from Basilmarket created by a poster named 1evenstar. The meme started when a basiler asked if a 270m glitter glove was worth it. After posting the response "Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled", it was copied and pasted for the next 10 pages.

TS: Is this glitter glove worth it?
Reply: Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

by Fireboy2325 January 13, 2011

Kentucky Cordon Bleu

The simple yet eloquent dish composed of a hot dog topped with ham and American cheese.

Man I'm pretty hungry, got a hankering for a Kentucky Cordon Bleu

by oorah72 December 28, 2009

Cordon bennett

An Anglo-French b*stardisation of the phrases "Gordon Bennett" and "cordon bleu", with the latter being made popular by Del Boy in the sitcom Only Fools and Horses. Often used as an bilingual expression of exasperation or as a Bohemian expletive.

"They've messed us about again, cordon bennett! Pardon my French!"

by The Wand July 11, 2018

Chicken Cordon Bleu

n: a sex act performed on a sandy beach. a man removes his penis from a woman's vagina, sticks it in the sand, reinserts the penis, and cums inside of her and keeps fucking her.

I can't wait to go to Cancun for Spring Break. I'm gonna hand out Chicken Cordon Bleus left and right.

by bornofdesire32 December 19, 2007

Cordon Bleu

Means high quality, litarly blue ribbon. A possible explanation of the orgin of the words meaning is that at competions in France the winner would get a blue ribbon, hence blue ribbon became to be associatied with the best.

Marcus: Last month I went to a nice little bistroesque restaurant on the hilltop overlooking the city, had an exquisite Buridda (Italian dish from Liguria), accompanied with an equally fine wine and a fabulous date.

Jacques: So, in other words a dinner cordon bleu

Marcus: Pretty much

by Earl of Warwick July 22, 2017

Le Cordon Bleu

A sexual act performed on a beach between a male and his female "slampiece". At some point during sexual intercourse, the male specimen removes his condom-free member from the female specimen's vagina. He then proceeds to insert his penis into the sand. After this "poke of faith", the male then re-inserts his penis into the female's vagina, and continues to pleasure his lady-friend, as well as himself. Once the climax is reached, the male elects to ejaculate inside of the vagina. With the cooperation of the female, a successful Le Cordon Bleu has been executed.

For spring break, I told my girlfriend that we were going to get Le Cordon Bleu. Little does she know that this one will be on the house.

by McRanchyHands March 24, 2011