Chopin Day

A day in which one compensates for the mundane air of a rainy day by blasting Chopin's Nocturnes, all whilst thou gracefully writes letters with a fountain pen- with strokes as wistful as Chopin's docile fingers dancing from key to key to produce a sound so novel as to seem to share a common origin of the precipitating rain itself.

Friend rings you to ask:" Yo homes what are you doing this rainy day?"

Answer: Trick question!

It's Chopin Day so you never answered the phone because your phone ring was drowned out by the siege of Chopin's evanescent crescendos blasting from the loudest speakers you own.

by Nocturneepicness May 1, 2011

Choping

The act of taking an unwanted photograph of a woman's genitals by placing a camera under their skirt. Also known as upskirting.

Named after Conservative MP and full time scumbag Sir Christopher Chope who blocked a bill to make the practice illegal.

Did you see that pervert choping that woman?

by Dan the Flan June 16, 2018

Closing The Goddamn Door

A memeable referance to the classic song by Panic! At The Disco: "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"

"Haven't you people ever heard of Closing The Goddamn Door, no?"
"Wtf Brendon! We're at a wedding!"
"Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore."
"Oh dear lord..."

by OmgIt'sLeafy December 17, 2016

clopen

Clopen is the act of closing at work one day and opening the next day.

Dude, Monday and Tuesday are gonna suck because I have to pull a clopen. I'm off at midnight and have to be back in at 8.

by JK651 January 9, 2007

clopen

In retail closing shifts often end between 9 and midnight and opening shifts start between 7 and 9 am. A clopen is a portmanteau of closing one night and then opening the next morning, thus having as little as eight hours to eat, sleep, and shower between shifts. Depending on the kind of retail and the hours involved, clopens can be a mild annoyance or a brutal test of human endurance.

I'd love to hang out tomorrow night, but I'm clopening, so I won't get home until midnight and then need to be up at six am~

by DexRicon July 7, 2009

clopening

When a singular individual closes the store, and opens it the following morning.

Will skimped on the closing notes, since he was clopening.

by gobbledygook May 17, 2008

Choping

To take a photograph up a woman's skirt or dress without her consent. British slang, also known as upskirting. Named for Sir Christopher Chope, MP. I chope, you chope, Sir Christpher Chope chopes.

Sir Christopher was caught choping the other day and deselected from his seat for being a perve.

by Satandog June 17, 2018