What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.
After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.
by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015
Get the Clenching Chowder mug.1 Noun. The clenching of the Gluteus Maximus.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.
Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.
Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.
1 Buttock-clenching helps strengthen the Gluteus Maximus.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.
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Get the Butt Clencher mug.Jaw clenching caused as a side-effect of consuming LSD. Generally not dangerous. Treated by staying hydrated and exercising the mouth. Nothing to worry about as worrying can cause a bad trip.
Luke: You just gotta watch out for The Clench
A.J. (On LSD): The Clench? Wtf is that?
Luke: You don't know about The Clench man? That shit will lock your mouth shut!
A.J. (On LSD): The Clench? Wtf is that?
Luke: You don't know about The Clench man? That shit will lock your mouth shut!
by deadheadkid92 August 10, 2010
Get the The Clench mug.Filipino Guy: I wanna gets a Poo Tung Clunch tattoo mons.
White Guy: Nice! You might want to make sure you get that thing spelled properly eh buddy?
White Guy: Nice! You might want to make sure you get that thing spelled properly eh buddy?
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