Clocktower

Someone who has passed the tipping point and is now homicidal.

Glick's going to totally go Clocktower when he finds out that he's not getting hired back. What a retard.

by Legion Coleke June 27, 2009

cocktopussy

A noun meaning sexual intercourse, literally 'cock to pussy'.

Derivation: A pun on the title of the James Bond film / book 'Octopussy' in which the lead character, Mr Bond (double agent 007), gets plenty of 'cock to pussy'.

Hey babe, we've had a great night out, now how about a little cocktopussy (wink, wink!).

by silkpouch September 22, 2007

cockshopper

a filthy whore or man who is constantly searching for the next bigger or better cock.

steve had no idea that his girfriend was a cockshopper

by sgt horse August 12, 2006

Clocktower

A person who's gone beyond the point of crazy and has finally flipped out.

Derives it's origins from the crazies who have taken a rifle to the top of a clock tower, presumably because the ticking of a giant clock is soothing to some people.

"Whoa man, did you hear that Mickey went nuts and panched that guy for dinging his car?"

"Yeah, I always thought he was a total Clocktower."

or

"If I don't make some friends soon, I'm gonna go Clocktower."

by Mr Fisty June 19, 2006

Cockstipation

The phenomenon where you cannot, no matter how hard you try, squeeze out one drop of piss, no matter how hard you have to go. Usually in a public facility.

Al came back from the bathroom and said "Holy frozen mixed vegetable cocks!, do i ever have cockstipation again"

by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames February 11, 2008

Cocktopede

An insect like creature like a centepede apart from having 100 legs the cocktopede has 100 cocks for legs. He is a famous singer on youtube check him out.

Oh my god check out the fucking cocktopede he has 100 cocks and they are huge I have only got one and its tiny what a lucky CUNT.

by DEANOOOOO December 30, 2008

cockshopper

a filthy whore or man who is constantly searching for the next bigger or better cock.

steve had no idea that his girfriend was a cockshopper

by sgt horse August 13, 2006