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clocktower therapy

To deal with frustration by going on a shooting spree. Used as a way of describing a very high level of frustration.
"I'm so glad I can take a couple of weeks off or I'd be ready for some clocktower therapy."
by Andrew July 2, 2004
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clocktower 3

A really cool japanese PS2 game featuring Alyssa, a british girl that saves tortured souls of dead people. Her skirt flys up alot.
Hey check it out... Alyssas skirt just flew up again! Booty! Whoo hoo!
by Evil Bella January 1, 2004
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.clocklava

A hot bleach fan that only takes W's
Person 1: Hey did you hear about the king of anitok?

Person 2: You mean .clocklava?
by TheEnglishAreComing May 5, 2022
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clocktower

A nickname for a kid whose actually named blake.
This kid must be tall-6' is preferred
His main purpose in life is to grab books from shelfs
And tell time exactly
He must also tell very very very random stories

And find 5 dollars
Hey clocktower! Whats the time?


Wanna quickie clocktower??
by sparky winsor May 9, 2005
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cocklover

Someone like lamb or clarkee or any of clarkees friends. they love cock.
Lamb: OOh i want sum cock!
Clarkee: Here suck mine
Clarkees m8s: ooh can we jack off while we watch
Clarkee and Lamb: Mmm we love cock
by R3v0Lv3R February 21, 2004
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cocklover

someone who showcases their vocabulary because he's a know it all, cocklover and cheats on their wife
by kraziness August 9, 2006
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cocklometer

=girl's whore-ish-ness

The intent of the equation is to remain simple. For this reason, any kind of modifiers such as girth, multiple partners at the same time, race (relating to larger or smaller memebers), etc. will not be used. The overall intent of the "cocklometer" is to simply define a woman's whore-ish-ness, similar to an odometer on a car.

A few assumptions were made to reach the final product. Assume the average man to have a 6" member. Also assume the average sexual encounter to be approximately 10 minutes long, with one pump/second. Since there are 3,320 feet/kilometer. This roughly correlates to 5 sexual encounters and a quickie (or 5.5 for easy math) to make one cocklometer. Defined as follows:

(6"(2)/rep)=(1'/rep) - once for the penetration, once for the pull out.

(1'/rep)(5.5 encounters)(600 reps/encounter)=roughly 3,320'=1km

So with those assumptions we derrived:

(x/5.5)n=cocklometer=girl's whore-ish-ness

where x = number of sexual encounters
and n = number of partners
Girl one: She's such a whore, she banged Brian 5 full times and then a quickie at his parent's house last week.

Girl two: "(5.5/5.5)1=1 cocklometer", not too bad.
by Iron_M1ke January 2, 2012
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