slobberknocking

Drinking beer and playing pool. Usually performed in the afternoon.

Great brunch! Who's up for some slobberknocking?

by Jonathan Harford January 29, 2004

Indiana Slobberknocker

The act of inserting any bodily fluid into one’s mouth, and then slapping them in the face as hard as possible with said fluid still in their mouth.

“Damn, I took this cute gal back home that night, things were going great until I gave her the Indiana Slobberknocker (Piss edition), now she won’t return my calls”

by stepbroenergy July 2, 2021

Slobberknocker

A knockdown, drag out, fist flinging brawl between two men who are known to despise each other's guts

Famously coined by legendary WWE commentator Jim Ross

Jim Ross: It's going to be a slobberknocker tonight ladies and gentlemen!

by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018

Slobberknockered

When a drunk-ass person gets to a point in which they are almost blacked-out and stumbling all over the place

Aw man, we broke three shot glasses and two 40's last night. shit, we were totally slobberknockered.

by ¡Sunshine! April 20, 2011

Blobberknocker

A Blobber Knocker Is When A Female Slaps Another Person In The Face With Her Boobs

*Jill Walks Up To Jack And Slaps Him In The Face With Her Boobs*
*Jack* "WTF Was That!!!"
*Jill* "A Blobberknock
*Jack* "so you just blobberknocked me?"
*Jill* "exactly, you have just become a victim of a Blobberknocker"

by Cyrus LaFane December 19, 2011

slobberknockers

A pair of long balls that knock the slobber right off of your chin.

Those slobberknockers sure came in handy last night, clean up was a snap!

by swinging wet nap October 6, 2013

Slobberknockered

To be completely, annoyingly, dangerously drunk.

Neal got so slobberknockered after the Badgers beat the Spartans, he doesn't even remember "borrowing" the policeman's horse and riding it home.

by rhino77 February 10, 2010