Clitter Monkey

a degrading yet hilarious term for an ignorant black chick

That Sheronda was just yellin at me for no reason, shes such a fuckin clitter monkey

by Taydev January 4, 2009

Clitteraide

The unmistakable glittery form of clam juice that is produced solely by muffin button stimulation.

Thirsty? Go down and get you some clitteraide!

by Pilgrim of the Hill People October 8, 2011

clitles

Noun: The pleasant, tickling sensation a woman gets when she sits in a car that is driving over the rumble strip on highways. From the words, 'clitoris' and 'tickles'

Earny was driving his friend, Joanna, home from the mall. Distracted, he drove off the highway slightly and onto the rumble strip. Joanna felt pleasant vibrations on her clitoris: "Earny! You gave me clitles!!"

by Battle the forest January 22, 2014

slap clitties

Women finding amusement in the failures of male co-workers.

"I can't believe it. A million dollars wasted on this project and all those women can do is slap clitties."

by master of the factory January 12, 2007

clitter

Glitter for your vagina!

Clitter made my yeast infection into a jewel collection!

by JoeVa February 27, 2008

ClitterDick

A clitterdick is when you have your pants so tight that your clitter looks like a dick.

"You know what, it's Lady Gaga's fault! For wearing pants so tight. Her clitter looks like a dick." Shane Dawson explains. "Gasp! ClitterDick should be a trendy topic on Twitter." Amazed. "Just put it after everything."

by xxDenverxx January 16, 2010

Clittery Jittery

Where your girl is so aroused to the point that she starts to fear that she will break into a seizure.

Oh man.........Chad had me so clittery jittery last night I thought I was going to die!

by Skater550 August 28, 2017