Cipples

Cipples= cat nipples. I was lying on the floor and suddenly yelled out CIPPLES. Cipples are cat nipples.

Oh my gosh, that cat has massive cipples!

by Monica McGeek August 31, 2013

Crippleshits

(Noun) A sudden, explosive movement of the lower bowel that's barely arrested by a strong and nimble brown eye sphincter.

However, the casualty's lucky break is short-lived as the ordeal becomes a private and painful contest between voluntary and involuntary strength.

Symptoms vary by severity and may be evidenced by an awkward forward gait produced by one or more of the following conditions: Clenched buttocks, locked out knees, stiffened toes and protruding upward, a upward-tilted pelvis, grunting/moaning, wild eyes, a sense of impending doom or hopelessness, and unremitting inquiries for nearest bathroom, broom closet, back-alley, or car wash.

Untreated, this condition invariably leads to Sharting.

"Hey Joe, why you walkin' like that? - you bust your knees?"
"Ooof! Ooof! Got the crippleshits ! Where's the can?"

by The Cobra Snake October 29, 2015

clipple

When an old ladies boobs hang so low her nipple and clit become one

Oh yeah, Harold, lick my clipple

by Sarcia26 June 20, 2020

chocolate chipples

When nipples protrude through a shirt and are the shape of chocolate chips.

Suzi: Ben, your nipples are looking very erect today, i rather like it.

Ben: Why thank you. =D

Stacy: Ben's got chocolate chipples!

by Suzunu October 5, 2006

clipple

An overly-sensitive nipple. The word derrives from a woman who becomes aroused with the playing of her nipples, as if she has a clitoris on her nipple. Clitoris + Nipple = Clipple.

I was sucking on her tits when she started to moan, she must have had a clipple on her boob.

by Doug Funnie December 12, 2006

clipless

Requiring no clip.

Clipless bicycle pedals require no toe straps and are disengaged by rotating the foot.

by Reuel Titus October 20, 2003

clipple

A clitoris so large that it looks like a nipple.

"Hey Luke, is your tongue big enough to pleasure her enormous clipple?"

by PopeyeTheSailor March 30, 2009