Cipples
Cipples= cat nipples. I was lying on the floor and suddenly yelled out CIPPLES. Cipples are cat nipples.
Cipples by Monica McGeek August 31, 2013
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cripplesac
The art of simultaneously pinching your boyfriends nipples whilst putting your foot in his ball sac/groin.
I supermaned my girlfriend and she peformed a cripplesac on me, then i tied her up and locked her in my basement for three years.
cripplesac by fryz January 19, 2009
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Chocolate chipples
She's dressed up as a chocolate chip cookie for Halloween and just cut out holes around her chocolate chipples for the chocolate chip part of her costume!
Chocolate chipples by Swagsterray August 6, 2016
crippleshits
Debilitating, involuntary and powerful expulsion of the contents of the lower colon and/or rectum, barely arrested by a nimble brown eye muscle. Victims exhibit telltale "peg leg" like hobble as knees and ankles are locked out. Inquisitions for bathroom, broom closet, back alley, car wash, etc. normally accompany this demoralizing digestive state.
"Joe why u walkin' like that? You break your knees?"
"Naw bra-'sall good- Jus da Crippleshits. Where da bathroom in this joint?"
"Naw bra-'sall good- Jus da Crippleshits. Where da bathroom in this joint?"
crippleshits by TheSnakePit November 1, 2015
no capples
no capples is basically the phrase “no cap,” meaning “no lie,” or “on god.” some people type “no cap,” as: 🚫🧢. when typing “no capples,” in emojis, you would type:🚫🧢🍏/🍎. (apple color of your choice, of course.) no cap and no capples are basically the same phrase, just a more fun way to say it.
no capples by catiya October 12, 2019
cripplesticks
1. "That guy broke his leg and is now using cripplesticks"
2. "Man, I just broke your TV"
"cripplesticks"
2. "Man, I just broke your TV"
"cripplesticks"
cripplesticks by Elliott Solomon August 2, 2003
Crippleshits
(Noun) A sudden, explosive movement of the lower bowel that's barely arrested by a strong and nimble brown eye sphincter.
However, the casualty's lucky break is short-lived as the ordeal becomes a private and painful contest between voluntary and involuntary strength.
Symptoms vary by severity and may be evidenced by an awkward forward gait produced by one or more of the following conditions: Clenched buttocks, locked out knees, stiffened toes and protruding upward, a upward-tilted pelvis, grunting/moaning, wild eyes, a sense of impending doom or hopelessness, and unremitting inquiries for nearest bathroom, broom closet, back-alley, or car wash.
Untreated, this condition invariably leads to Sharting.
However, the casualty's lucky break is short-lived as the ordeal becomes a private and painful contest between voluntary and involuntary strength.
Symptoms vary by severity and may be evidenced by an awkward forward gait produced by one or more of the following conditions: Clenched buttocks, locked out knees, stiffened toes and protruding upward, a upward-tilted pelvis, grunting/moaning, wild eyes, a sense of impending doom or hopelessness, and unremitting inquiries for nearest bathroom, broom closet, back-alley, or car wash.
Untreated, this condition invariably leads to Sharting.
"Hey Joe, why you walkin' like that? - you bust your knees?"
"Ooof! Ooof! Got the crippleshits ! Where's the can?"
"Ooof! Ooof! Got the crippleshits ! Where's the can?"
Crippleshits by The Cobra Snake October 29, 2015
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