Clinical Depression

clin-i-cal de-pres-sion
/klin-i-kal dih-presh-un/

A mental health disorder characterized by persistently depressed mood or loss of interest in activities, causing significant impairment in daily life.

Rosita has clinical depression. That is why she never wants to join family events.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Clinical Homies

When two or more people have been diagnosed as being absolute homies

Me and my boy boner are CLINICAL HOMIES... more boys more boys!

by Big Dog Status Caesar October 6, 2020

Clinical Handshake

when a man/woman walks into a medical clinic, hospital, or nursing home and uses a comatose patient's hand to masturbate.

The best orgasm can be achieved through a Clinical Handshake.

clinical, hand, shake, clinic

by Blakers-29 May 29, 2012

Clinical depression

Also referred to as major depressive disorder, major depression, unipolar disorder or simply depression, this illness is a psychiatric condition marked by severe feelings of despondency and dejection, typically accompanied by changes in eating and sleeping habits, anhedonia (loss of interest), fatigue, somatic pain and, at the extreme, suicide ideation. Also occurs in bipolar disorder (depressed phase).

Clinical depression is a serious mental illness and quite different to the ordinary sadness we all experience from time to time.

by Doc_B April 14, 2015

Clinical G-Unit

1. Any Clinical Governance Unit that will stop at nothing in its acquisition of C.R.E.A.M. and street cred (ibility) and whose actions are most reminiscent of an OG. A portmanteau of Clinical Governance Unit and G-Unit.
2. An OG whose actions equally meticulous as they are cold.

1. Did you hear about the hospital administrator who duked the performance metrics in order to scam more hospital funding? He was a real (Clinical) G-G-G-G-G-Unit!
2. Did you hear about the OG who picked up the shell casings after unloading a clip from his TEC-9? He was a real Clinical G-Unit.

by faustus November 30, 2018

Clinical Ad

A ad used to inform or advertise a website that, suposebly helps you like the sidebar "Are You Dumb" ads or "See Your Real Age".

Examples of Clinical Ad:

"Miley Cyrus's I.Q. Is 139 Can You Beat It?"
"Dianna is 57, Her realage is 45, see your realage."

by Word Mastah February 14, 2009

clinical depression

Depression that doctors actually care about.

patient: Docter, I'm depressed...

doctor: Is it clinical depression?

patient: No....

doctor: Get the fuck out of here then.

by bobrocks95 November 13, 2009