clinic

Weed clinic. The place you get your medi marijuana.

"I rolled by the clinic & came through w/ the dankest."

by PinkyxOmg February 19, 2010

clinic

Used by some teenagers as a term to describe ass-kicking (can be non-physical as in winning a contest, etc).

Man, I ran a clinic up in there!!

You shoulda seen me, I was runnin a clinic

by arancex June 17, 2005

clinical

To be depressed, as in clinical depression.

She is so clinical today, do you think she's okay?

by TaraM May 26, 2005

clinicity

A measurement of how clinical something is. Measured in the form of a perecentage.

When playing football if your team has three shots of which 2 are goals your teams clinicity is 66%. A clinicity rating of 50% is usually favourable.

by Tomdom March 22, 2005

clinic

a place everybody should go at least once a year (except for anne widecombe, the British M.P.).
also called a G.U. clinic, to see if you have any sexual diseases.

they stick this needle with a cotton swab down the tiny hole on your dick, it hurts like hell. then they do it again with a bigger swab. the nurses are sexy but remember they can check up on your history.

NEVER have a relationship with a girl you meet at a GU clinic. she definately a ho. or she in a relationship with a dog. either way, keep clear, and so will your genitals.

i went to the clinic, they said i had foot and mouth, cos that dirty ho been sucking my toes.

and they said i had crabs, must have been from fucking on the beach.

by el watusi March 7, 2007

clinic

1. Slang term for oral sex

I heard you don't even have to pay her-
She gives that FREE CLINIC!

by Light Skin Killah November 20, 2003

Clinical Depression

clin-i-cal de-pres-sion
/klin-i-kal dih-presh-un/

A mental health disorder characterized by persistently depressed mood or loss of interest in activities, causing significant impairment in daily life.

Rosita has clinical depression. That is why she never wants to join family events.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018