chinktard

An Asian person who is retarded, and therefore a disgrace to the 1.3 billion others.

Wow, Xiao Bai Wang got an F in Calculus? What a chinktard.

by CameronAC14 February 2, 2008

Clintradiction

1. A contradictory statement, often used by a shill in a desperate attempt to get support from a group that they had previously alienated (often times alienating a new group in the process).

2. A blatant lie.

3. Any statement made by Hillary Clinton.

Billy: I thought Hillary Clinton said she was allowed to use the private server though!
Bobby: Everything she says is a Clintradiction , how are you still surprised?

Vegans who eat pepperoni are such clintradictions.

Americans, statistically, prefer Trumps nonsense to Hillary's Clintradictions.

There are far too many clintradictions in the political landscape today.

by Richard P. Baller July 6, 2016

clittard

A person, usually a republican male, with a developmental disorder that hampers his ability to locate the clitoris on a female sex partner.

Laura was a real crabby bitch because her husband George was such a clittard.

by Bri May 15, 2003

Cluntard

A Cluntard is someone who is part client, part cunt and part retard.

After the fifth alteration of the creative brief Russell began to suspect he was dealing with a Cluntard.

by Dimlo January 16, 2015

blingtard

A person who wears so much bling, the weight and shine has greatly lessened their intellectual abilities.

I had to steal some shades to protect my eyes from the SHINE of that skanky whore; she's a total blingtard!

by OzSpade September 30, 2006

climbtard

One who fails at climbing

HA! She just slipped off that hold. What a climbtard!

by kdmclaughlin April 30, 2015

clintarded

a person from the country or backwoodz, usually wearing nascar paraphernalia and/or chewing tobacco. These people are usually mentally retarded or pretty damn close to it. Can be seen in your local walmart or hardware store in their 1978 rust color chevy pickup.

Did you see that guy in the dale jr. sleevless shirt, i couldnt understand a damn thing that clintarded mutha fucka said to me.

by Arich August 22, 2006