by kdmclaughlin April 30, 2015
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Did you see that guy in the dale jr. sleevless shirt, i couldnt understand a damn thing that clintarded mutha fucka said to me.
by Arich August 22, 2006
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by heather baith May 22, 2008
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by Ishhhh January 31, 2010
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Tyler you need to stop pick pocketting. One of these times they're gonna catch your ass! god your so crimetarded!
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There are an astounding number of climatards who disbelieve the expert opinion of 97% of climate scientists.
by french4johnwayne April 13, 2015
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<Average Joe> : Average George must be really concerned about the planet. When it was global cooling he had the heater going 24/7, and now he's watering his plants with ice-cubes.
<Average Bill> : Yeah, he's a real climatarian.
<Average Bill> : Yeah, he's a real climatarian.
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