Clickety Split

To be able to find something very quickly via the internet

I can find out who was in that movie clickety split by using IMDB.

by LaChick November 2, 2011

Clickety-Clack

To masturbate while using a computer.

He's in his room clickety-clacking.

by FeuJaune February 4, 2010

clickity claque

An SEO spam technique meant to railroad search engines into thinking that a web site is popular by artifically inflating apparent traffic to the site by repeatedly visiting one's own site with a search engine's search bar installed. Generally used by SEO-inept web marketers who are too lame to legitimately optimize their sites for search engines.

From the French, claque, meaning, "an organized group of supporters at a theatrical event who try to prompt positive audience response by clapping enthusiastically". Also a play on the traditional American English rendering of the sound made by a train traveling on a railroad, clickity-clack.

Some SEO spammers are such duh-weebs that after they get their sites banned from Google for keyword stuffing, doorway pages, and link farming, that they think they can still increase their PR, so they download Googlebar and play clickity claque.

by Downstrike October 6, 2005

climxiety

Enjoying a warmer-than-usual winter, however at the same time experiencing a slight undertone of anxiety and just a pinch of shared guilt with relation to global warming.

I would normally love this unusually warm winter, but recently it started to give me climxiety...

by kuher February 27, 2020

Clickity crackers

The multitudes of people with obnoxiously loud exhausts in small, rural American towns. Usually these exhausts are installed in unworked pickup trucks and harleys, kind of how like kids attach cards to their bike wheels to make them clickity clack.

“These clickity crackers blowing the shit out of franklin st in Westfield MA are fucking terrible”

by Shrikestep April 22, 2023

clickety

word used to describe the art of scheming and being sneaky, even though the person seems sincere, they always have a hidden agenda or alternate motive behind their actions, mainly money or stealing to get more money. used to generally describe people that are on drugs, or really paranoid and not trustworthy, mostly tweekers and crackheads

Omar: "that lady's purse is just sitting there, unguarded dude!"

Pablo: "what's your point, dude?"
Omar: "my point is, let's take it to see if it has money!"
Pablo: "dude, stop being so clickety! you smoke too much crack, bro."

by Liveevil 23 September 15, 2010

CLICKITY CLACK

THE SWEET SWEET SOUND OF A DIRT BAG BEING HOOKED. TO BE PLACED UNDER ARREST.

TURN AROUND AND PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOU BACK - CLICKITY CLACK!

by Bubba Cop October 18, 2008